seriously? you just did that?

New roommate New pet peeves. Not many, but this is the only place I can vent about them. So here...

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 13:04:56 -0400

New roommate

New pet peeves.

Not many, but this is the only place I can vent about them.

So here goes;

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU CHEW
AND WASH YOUR FUCKING DISHES
AND STOP LEAVING EVERY GOD FORSAKEN LIGHT ON ALL NIGHT FUCKING LONG

That is all.

Spending all of your time in the bathroom, presumably "doing" your hair

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 19:49:54 -0500

whatever that entails

I don’t know why you spend several hours in there every day. What are you doing?

WHY IS YOUR HAIR DRYER ALWAYS ON, TOO? Does it REALLY take that much effort to style your hair?

When I left you at noon today, you were putting in your curlers. When I got back, at like 4:30, you were sitting at the table with them in your hair. At like 5, you went and did something in the bathroom I think, and then you went to sleep for like an hour. Then when you woke up and Kelsea yeled at you, you got up and did more stuff to your hair. It’s 8pm and you’ve spent most of the time in the bathroom. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

CLOSING THE DOOR ALL THE FUCKING TIME

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 19:41:46 -0500

WHY? WHY. JUST. WHY?

If the door is closed, NOBODY will even bother to knock on it, because everyone knows that if our door is closed, it’s closed for a fucking reason. Do you not like people? Like, are you that person? What are you even doing over there?

laughing when being scorned for going on someone's computer without asking while they weren't there

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 18:03:21 -0500

~~bitch~~, nigga pleeease.

Let me just start this list with the fact that you wear crocs

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 18:01:54 -0500

other things: (this is racist, but idgaf) you’re black, and I can no longer yell nigga freely while you’re around

shutting the window - bitch I just opened that shit

turning off the ac/fan - granted it’s January, but its fucking warm in here

asking me to turn off my music so you can sleep after I tell you I need music to sleep,

asking if I could turn it down almost all the way,
then making me get out of bed to lower it and as I’m halfway back to my bed
asking me to l lower it more

the dishes. we’ve clearly got enough, we don’t need yours

your bags. empty them, send them home, JUST FIND A FUCKING REASONABLE PLACE FOR THEM.

touching my computer. nigga you didn’t ask, I don’t know what its like where you live, but us white folk ask before touching peoples shit.

going to bed at like idk 10 & 11 when you dont even have class early the next morning.

I’m sure you’ve gone through my stuff cause, welp, YOU’RE BLACK

I can’t decide if I like Shebs more than you yet, good going new roomie -_-

FUCKING WITH THE FORT. AGAIN. BITCHCUNTWHORE.

WELP. WE GOT A NEW ROOMMATE.

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 17:58:32 -0500

She moved in two days after the semester started. We got 14 hours notice before she moved in. She’s black, her name is Brittney, and she’s from Hartford, CT. This blog will now be about her.

We already hate her.

moving out

Mon, 10 Jan 2011 21:51:02 -0500

then coming back.

and again.

and again.

and AGAIN

pouring water on me

Mon, 10 Jan 2011 21:50:57 -0500

over dan fucking brown. wtf even. yes im still pissed.

mumbling behind your computer/with things near your mouth

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 21:08:33 -0500

especially now that you’re sick omg stfu

being a pussy bitch

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 16:29:50 -0400

seriously, you were never gonna get in those pants anyways -_-

hanging out with fucking bitchass hoes

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 16:29:44 -0400

leaving your friggin panties EVERYWHERE that they dont belong

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 16:29:42 -0400

deaaauggghhh

my mom shits scary?

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 16:29:39 -0400

no, my mom. shit’s scary.

getting upset over the word NIGGER

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 16:29:37 -0400

fucking hypocrite i hate you

being a twat swat

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 00:22:39 -0400

seriously i’d have done shit if you weren’t here

not doing your job as our rubbish wench

Tue, 12 Oct 2010 15:02:01 -0400

barging into my nice quiet room, right as I'm about to finish my homework and go to bed, with three other people:

Tue, 12 Oct 2010 01:36:52 -0400

Tim, whom I don’t like in the first place.

Erickslfjksdlfjk, who I like, but is drunk AND high right now, so I do not want to be around him.

Ali, whom I LOVE, but is always loud and has stupid shit to say.

And then you just fucking sit on your fucking bed like a lazy piece of fucking shit and delve into your computer and your youtube fantasy land. You’re probably on MSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSN with your foreign ex-fucking-boyfriends whom you’ve never even fucking kissed!

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTTTTTTTTTTT

Not only did I have to spend the whole fucking weekend with you, you begged me to come back to my HOME with me, and you bugged the shit out of EVERYONE in my fucking house. NOBODY in my house likes you. You slept in my fucking bed, said stupid shit in front of Joe, practically begged me to bring us back to Boston because you had “things to do,” which, YOU FUCKING DIDNT, and you totally put a damper on my weekend overall. UUUUUGH. JUST. FUCKING. UUUUUUGH.

getting pissed and not letting people touch your computer

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 01:54:54 -0400

seriously, its a fucking computer chill the fuck out. its not even a nice computer.

just being generally fucking annoying

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 01:54:53 -0400

not moving your shit so i cant get into my bed

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 01:54:52 -0400

then getting pissed at me when i move it to get in bed